Sorry kids.
So it's your birthday, and you want to celebrate.
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I get it, it's the anniversary of YOU entering the world, and you're SO HAPPY to be here.
OK, angels MAY have been involved, but they didn't place you directly on Earth. You made a "quick" nine-month pit stop first...IN YOUR MOM'S UTERUS.
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Let's take a quick trip down memory lane to see what actually happened on the day of your birth.
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You were in a warm sac snuggling against your mom's fluffy insides.
Basically a luxury hot tub for fetuses.
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