For too long, "breastaurants" have exclusively dominated the industry of using sex to sell delicious, greasy food. But that day has ended, thanks to the new restaurant Tallywackers.
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Tallywackers, the male equivalent of Hooters that employs buff waiters ready to help you stuff your face with potato skins, is opening in Dallas next month — just in time to make Mother's Day extra special.
The restaurant is opening in Oak Lawn, considered the city's "gayborhood," according to Eater Dallas.
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If your dream is to serve mozzarella sticks in your skivvies, they're hiring! But you'll have to attend a "casting call" that looks something like this.
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We can definitely thank Magic Mike for this, but maybe it was Amy Schumer's brilliant "O'Nutters" skit that got the ball rolling.
Might need to take a road trip to Dallas. Who's with me?
Just don't ruin your appetite.
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H/T Daily Dot