British pancakes are real pancakes, and much better.
Sure, America, your pancakes are OK, adequate even. But they're still wrong.
And the true pancakes, like the ones made in England, are superior.
The main problem is, you don't even cook them in a pan.
And they are called pancakes so what the actual fuck America?
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These are clearly being cooked on a griddle. There's not a pan in sight.
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What about your so-called International House of Pancakes?
More like International House of LIES.