If you’re feeling so inclined. And also rich.
This orange carnelian agate piece.
From the 1970s. Only $284.86, here.
This smaller "pagan phallis in a dark chocolate colored stone."
$45, here.
This carved deer antler with testes.
Ribbed for her pleasure? $89, here.
This pewter penis that drank a can of Redbull.
Redbull gave it wings. Up for auction on eBay here.